The Epic Bottleshare

Last month, I attended a special bottle share fundraiser at Beachwood BBQ in Seal Beach in support of one of the bar’s regulars, Mike Murray, and his family as he battles brain cancer. It was an event co-hosted by the owners of Beachwood and Stearns Liquor, a popular bottle shop in Long Beach. Gabe Gordon and Danny Dib, the proprietors of each establishment respectively, donated bottles from their own cellars and raffled off other rare bottles of beer and whiskey. Two sessions were held for three hours each and attendees were encouraged to bring their own bottles to share.

Straight Outta Alpine

I went to the second session and, figuring that most people would be bringing high ABV beers and sours (i.e. the beers that cellar the best) to share, came with a fresh growler of Underneath the Pine, the newest Pale Ale from Cellarmaker Brewing in San Francisco. I walked in and grabbed one of the dozens of clean glasses waiting to be filled with three hours of non-stop beer. Before I could even ask how the event was going to work, a bottle of Alpine Chez Monus was opened and flowing into any glass pointed in its direction. I’d never had any of Alpine’s sours but had heard nothing but glowing reviews about them and was blown away. Chez Monus (say “shame on us”) is a sour Belgian-style ale with white peaches and apricots added and aged in wine barrels. The aroma and flavor of the stone fruit leapt out of my glass and set the bar extremely high for the rest of the night. In fact, the next beer to be poured (for me, at least; there were many bottles being opened and poured concurrently) was a Cantillon Kriek. I generally consider Cantillon to be the greatest brewery in the world, or at least the best sour house, but from my initial take on the back-to-back offerings, I actually preferred the homespun sour from San Diego over the beer from Brussels.

It was at that time that I realized I was in for an absolutely outrageous night of trying some of the finest beers ever brewed. After all, my first two were rated 100 and 97 on BeerAdvocate respectively and there was a long way to go. I tried my best to write down tasting notes and talk about the beers that I was trying, but they were being opened so frequently it was hard to keep up. Here are a few of the beers I tried: DeGarde Poppy Van Ambre, Cisco’s Cranberry Woods, Jester King’s World’s Worst Twin, Horal’s Oude Geuze Mega Blend, Firestone Walker Abacus (back from when it was still called Abacus), Firestone Walker 11th Anniversary Ale, Rare Barrel’s Map of the Sun, Russian River’s Beatification, Russian River’s Framboise for a Cure, Cascade’s Sang Royal, The Bruery’s Chocolate Rain, Cantillon’s Iris, Drie Fonteinen’s Golden Blend Geuze, and The Alchemist’s Heady Topper. There were more that I tried and don’t quite remember and a few other standouts that deserve extra attention.

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Seemed nice to me…

I’ve been wanting to try anything from the Maine Beer Company for a while now and got my wish that night. There was a bottle of their Mean Old Tom, a stout aged on vanilla beans, which drinks easily but has the flavor of a beer with twice the alcohol. It was sweet, roasty, chocolatey and perfectly balanced, and made me want to book a trip to New England. Another offering from the land of the Red Sox came from the Boston Beer Company, better known as the brewers of Sam Adams. Gabe, the owner of Beachwood, prepared flights of Utopias, the beer that is so over-the-top in every way that it’s not really beer anymore. The flight consisted of the 2009, 2012, and 2013 releases of the 28% ABV “beer” that’s released in miniatures copper pot stills at well over $100 a bottle. If you think of it as beer, it’s pretty awful. There’s no carbonation, way too much alcohol, and borderline offensive aromas if you sniff it like you would a beer. Treated like a hard alcohol, however, it becomes delightful. With lighter intakes of the aroma, the drink is sweet and slightly floral. The flavor is incredibly complex, with notes of dried fruit, oak, spices, and molasses all swirling around in the glass. After drinking the flight, I needed a glass of water and a Kern River Session IPA to act as a palate cleanser.IMG_4911

The growler I brought was divvied up in dozens of four-ounce pours, which zoomed around the room on serving trays held by the wait staff. I was pleased to see that so many people would be able to enjoy my contribution to the night and one whiff of the delectably piney notes of the pale ale confirmed that I would enjoy it as well. Cellarmaker brews excellent beers, but none better than their pale ales. They craft easy-drinking beers that burst with hop flavor and aroma, and Underneath the Pine is no exception. It combines pine and tropical fruit aromas by using two dual-purpose hops, Mosaic and Citra, a pine-forward hop, Centennial, and a juicy, tropical fruit hop, Motueka. These combine to be exactly the flavors I enjoy most when drinking a Pale Ale or IPA.

After this, and knowing I had work in the morning, I slowed down considerably and took the time to slowly sip some of the barleywines I had passed over during my sour beer frenzy earlier on in the night. At this time, the raffle started and two of my friends happened to win six items between them, including a Westvleteren XII and Ballast Point’s nearly-impossible-to-find Devil’s Share Single Malt whiskey. I looked around and saw that everyone else seemed to have the same contented expressions on their faces that I was wearing. It seemed we had all reached beer nirvana. It’s a state of mind that I believe we should all strive to achieve.

 


Even if you missed the share, you can still donate directly to the account set up to help Mike and his family here.

 

In Search of Pliny

Drinking before noon is something usually reserved for holidays, brunches, and college football tailgates. Yet it’s a Monday morning in February and here I am, sipping a beer. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Five hours ago I was waking up earlier than usual, having set the alarm and backup alarm generally reserved for situations of grave importance. I rummaged through my closet to find my Russian River t-shirt, because today I was getting the much-sought-after Pliny the Younger and I had to prove to everyone else in line that I was a fan of the brewery by wearing a shirt; waiting hours for a beer they brewed would not be enough. When I got in my car, still groggy from my early rise, I had a moment of panic when I saw that my low fuel light had come on just halfway down my own street. I had roughly twenty miles of range left and Hollingshead’s Deli, in Orange, was eighteen miles away. There was no time to stop for gas—every minute counted. My goal was to arrive at Hollingshead’s just before 8:00 AM so I would wait for about two hours and get Pliny the Younger at 10:00 when they opened. I pulled into their parking lot out of breath and nearly out of gas and saw that the line already wrapped around the building. So I jumped out and speed walked to the back of the line and began to wait.

Clear skies, full mugs, can’t lose.

It takes a special kind of person to wait hours in line for twelve ounces of a beer and looking around me I saw that such a person isn’t so hard to define. Most likely he (yes, he) is a 24-35 year old Caucasian or Latino with some combination of a beard, a brewery t-shirt, and a friend who fits the same description. Hollingshead’s graciously partnered with a local donut store and a Starbucks to provide free donuts and coffee to Pliny’s devotees while they waited for the golden suds. I gathered, from both walking to get donuts and some mindless time-passing ambling, that there were different tiers of beer fandom that comprised the line. I heard chatter from newcomers asking about sours, midrange beer fans bragging about other rare beers they had gotten their hands on, and seasoned aficionados discussing their latest trade hauls and comparing homebrewing notes.

I convinced my friend Jeff, who lives around the corner from this deli and loves drinking beer but not overanalyzing it, that he should wait in line with me and sample the flavors of this rare nectar. Unfortunately for both of us, Jeff and I had forgotten to bring chairs, books, a deck of cards, and iPads that other denizens of the line had remembered. We resorted to good old-fashioned conversations and met our neighbors, and before we knew it, four hours had passed. Wave after wave had been admitted into the deli, and upon seeing a larger group leaving, I knew Pliny was only moments away. I should now mention that I have had Pliny the Younger once before: two years ago, I drove over two hours with my girlfriend on Valentine’s Day to get a mere five ounces of it just before the keg kicked. Being patient, understanding, and a lover of hops herself, my girlfriend was okay with how we spent that February 14th. Yet my last impression of the beer was that it was great, but not phenomenal. And having it alongside Pliny the Elder, I actually preferred the double IPA to the much-rarer triple. Really thinking back, I even remember saying I would not go out of my way to get Pliny the Younger again. But here I was, on the tail end of a four-hour wait, about to drink a 11% ABV beer before noon.

Jeff agreeing with me.

The beer poured an extremely clear light golden color into a special “Hollingshead’s Deli Presents Pliny the Younger” twelve-ounce mug. I smelled it for a good minute before I took a sip. Its aroma was present from the moment the beer left the tap—a wave of pine and citrus that could have convinced me I was holding a grapefruit in the middle of a forest. When I finally did allow myself to try some, I quickly noticed how precisely the flavor followed the nose. It was wonderfully piney, with nice mid-palate sweetness from the heavy malt bill (beer doesn’t get to 11% ABV without some help from fermentable sugars), and a long-lingering aftertaste of pine sap and resin. The carbonation was flawless and the tiny bubbles contributed a great mouthfeel that really helped the flavors dance around on the tongue. The alcohol was nearly undetectable and the beer seemed to leave a resiny stickiness in my mouth that encouraged another sip. This was a damn good beer. Jeff seemed to agree with me.

The famed nectar.

Pliny the Younger season is now behind us and another chance at tasting the rare beer is another year away. With that said, is it worth it? Is it the best beer ever? What have I learned upon my second encounter? My honest opinion is that no, it is not worth it. It’s hard for any beer to live up to the hype of waiting hours and hours for a chance at a few sips. It is not the best beer ever as far as I’m concerned. I do not even think it’s the best IPA that Russian River brews. At the end of the day, beer is subjective and if I had the choice between Pliny the Younger or Pliny the Elder (a mere 8% ABV) for the rest of my life, I wouldn’t hesitate to choose the Elder. To me, Pliny the Elder is a more balanced beer with a refreshing quality that the Younger (probably intentionally) lacks. Many bars do not want to create a whirlwind hoopla around the beer, and quietly tap it so that regulars can enjoy it without the chaos found elsewhere. Others sell raffle tickets for a chance at a pint in order to raise money for charity. In the future, I vow not to get swept up in the hype and if I’m to drink this beer again, it will be through one of these two avenues. That is, of course, unless time changes my perception of how good it is and I convince myself to do this all over again next year. If that happens, please find me and show me this post.


Is it worth the wait? Are there better Triple IPAs out there? Share your thoughts in the comments!